I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something’s funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: eyeslikeliam, via hello-im-sam)

clubpenguln:

sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore

(via ex--ter--min--ate)

egberts:

yifflord:

egberts:

once i almost got crushed by a tv

it must have been quite a show

bye

(via dulect)

napoleonbonerhard:

so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything 

(via hello-im-sam)

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

(via dulect)